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Best. Super Bowl. Ever. says (12:20 AM):
next time she goes out of town you should have a party just to spite her
⁂ Vladexander The Great says (12:22 AM):
Hell no
⁂ Vladexander The Great says (12:22 AM):
Last time I invited two friends to drink with me
⁂ Vladexander The Great says (12:22 AM):
And somehow she picked up every single thing
Best. Super Bowl. Ever. says (12:22 AM):
As in she knew everything? lol
⁂ Vladexander The Great says (12:23 AM):
"Did someone sit on the couch...?" "Why is there a mark at the bottom of the wall?" "Why's there so many glasses in the sink?"
Best. Super Bowl. Ever. says (12:24 AM):
hahahaha
Best. Super Bowl. Ever. says (12:24 AM):
did someone sit on the couch?
Best. Super Bowl. Ever. says (12:24 AM):
how the fuck
Best. Super Bowl. Ever. says (12:24 AM):
I can imagine the other two
Best. Super Bowl. Ever. says (12:24 AM):
but wtf
⁂ Vladexander The Great says (12:24 AM):
Well, my friend actually passed out on that couch for a couple of minutes
⁂ Vladexander The Great says (12:24 AM):
But yeah
⁂ Vladexander The Great says (12:24 AM):
How the fuck she picked that up
⁂ Vladexander The Great says (12:24 AM):
Is beyond me
Best. Super Bowl. Ever. says (12:25 AM):
Does said friend reek of something akin to ass?
⁂ Vladexander The Great says (12:25 AM):
No
Best. Super Bowl. Ever. says (12:26 AM):
then idk
Best. Super Bowl. Ever. says (12:26 AM):
was he fat
⁂ Vladexander The Great says (12:26 AM):
No
Best. Super Bowl. Ever. says (12:26 AM):
did he throw up and/or piss himself
⁂ Vladexander The Great says (12:26 AM):
No
Best. Super Bowl. Ever. says (12:26 AM):
then your mother is obviously a member of the KGB